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  1. pemsylvania:

    pemsylvania:

    what do you call a zombie that runs really fast

    a zoombie

    (via dhampir-guardian)

  2. nintendontdodrugs:

    orchid-ink:

    iraffiruse:

    Satisfying things

    being a human is so weird

    THE DVD LOGO HIT THE CORNER, THE CORNERRRRR.

    (via fillmycup247)

  3. I’m Not Gonna Teach Your Boyfriend How To Dance With You - Black Kids

    One! You’re biting my tongue
    Two! I’m kissing on you
    Three! Is he better than me?
    One! Two! Three! Four!

    (via inkystars)

  4. inthenameofsalutaryneglect:

    homeisforthehartless:

    rubbertoe17:

    the Chamber of Secrets

    The text loaded before the picture and this is not at all what I was expecting

    *heavy breathing*

    (via billabon-g808)

  5. gallifrey-feels:

    sexyscience69:

    mama-hanji:

    little-miss-lalonde:

    What if there are actually multiple souls in your body but you’re the most powerful one so you have control over your body and the voices you hear in your head are just the weaker souls talking to you.

    and maybe people with schizophrenia don’t have an assertive soul so all of the souls are fighting to take over

    both of you write a book together

    writers are people who have acknowledged and made friends with their extra souls

    (via fillmycup247)

  6. this urn will turn you into a tree after you die

    piddlefiggy:

    rachelkiley:

    spookypvssy:

    wethinkwedream:

    image

    and you can choose what kind of tree you want to become

    image

    just imagine cemeteries looking like this

    image

    life after death

    THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT I WANT

    this is how all cemeteries should look. its awkward to hug a gravestone. imagine hugging your grandma/tree. ugh rebuild all cemeteries

    And then the trees get chopped down to make paper. And that paper gets made into books. Because we’re all just stories in the end.

    Woah

    (via dhampir-guardian)

  7. bvids:

    Driver mugged by passing motorcyclist.

    (via melraquel)

  8. yigers:

    animedads:

    check out the way this dog’s eye’s open

    this dog rocks

    (via inkystars)

  9. 8bitatoms:

    phoenixfire-thewizardgoddess:

    sevvey6:

    morbidamusement:

    captain-snark:

    bananamerlin:

    maderadearquitecto:

    Thermochromic table by Jay Watson

    imagine banging someone on that table

    imagine being home alone and seeing imprints on that table

    noooooo stop

    Imagine having a friend sit at that table for a long while, but when they get up there’s no imprints at all.

    What if you got up after trying to console a crying friend, and found that you had no imprints… and they were crying because they missed you?

    aaaah it was a cool table now it’s a horror/drama story

    (via fillmycup247)

  10. Never get too attached to anyone unless they also feel the same towards you, because one sided expectations can mentally destroy you.
  11. unlively:

    virginityclub:

    my new favorite post on tumblr

    The Kite Runner.

    (via deviharts)

  12. impossibletospell:

    Ok but look how evil those lil’ rays are

    (via fillmycup247)

  13. derpollo-justice:

    aquaticwonder:

    Are you a piece of art because I’d like to nail you up against a wall

    Damn

    (via deviharts)